Funny time-out quotes

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.