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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

Going viral on Slack:

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

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Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

82 shares on Discord this month:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

“Is there anything else I can assist you with today?” No, just that one thing you couldn’t assist me with, thanks.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

The problem is I am always the problem.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

23 shares on X this month:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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For the record, I use a turntable.

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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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Nobody has ever been given a cheeseburger and been upset about it.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

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Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Going viral on X:

Babies sighing is so funny to me. My dear, the time to sigh has not come.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Seen just now on Slack:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Going viral on Twitch:

No, sorry, next week won’t work. I’ll be a shadow of what I once was.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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