Commentary:
"Who says you can't have it all? She's a tightrope walker juggling madness and brilliance like a boss! 🤹♀️🤪🧠 #BalanceGoals"
181 Funny trying quotes
Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
Commentary:
"Dear sleep, you're a reliable old friend, but sorry, my browser history is just too captivating! 🌊🏄♂️😴"
Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.
Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.
Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"
He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.
Commentary:
"RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"
Trying is the first step toward failure.
Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic wisdom of Homer Simpson. Remember, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again… until you fail gloriously and have a good story to tell at parties!
Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.
Commentary:
"Adulthood: where tying to master the art of being a night owl AND an early bird simultaneously 🦉🌞. Who knew being a responsible grown-up would involve so much strategic napping? 😂💤 #AdultingLife"
Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.
Commentary:
"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁♂️🎩"
I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.
Commentary:
"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"
Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.
Commentary:
"Talk about a classic case of misdirection! 😉 Sounds like a real-life 'push-pull' relationship dilemma 😂 Who knew a simple door could create such chaos! 🚪 #PushingMyLuck"