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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,445

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

Shared recently on Threads:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Seen just now on X:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

Spotted on X:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

Spotted on Reddit:

An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

49 shares on Threads this month:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

21 shares on X this month:

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.

66 shares on Slack this month:

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

Trending Topics 📁

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee tastes so much better handed to me.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,703

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I always like to remember the time before the internet. It was so good not to know how cruel and stupid humanity really is.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Shared recently on Telegram:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Going viral on Threads:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

Spotted on Reddit:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Going bananas on Discord:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Seen just now on TikTok:

My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Just shared via Messenger:

When someone loses something, I like to ask helpful questions like ‘Where did you last see it?’ and ‘Where did you put it?’ and ‘Where is it?’

Going viral on Instagram:

Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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