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Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Wooden pews are designed to maximize the shame of farting in church.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

“Is everything okay?” Bro, nothing has been since I turned 12.

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Just shared via TikTok:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Just shared via Twitch:

Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Going viral on YouTube:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

Going viral on WeChat:

I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Freshly posted on Discord:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Freshly posted on YouTube:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

88 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

71 shares on Slack this month:

Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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23 folks are currently checking 👀

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Hey man, be careful on the trampoline, one of my buddies never came back down.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

If you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia, you risk getting stoned.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via X:

A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

Going viral on Snapchat:

70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

Trending via Discord:

In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

Just shared via WeChat:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

Freshly posted on Slack:

The inner child in me is open-mouth coughing on the inner child in you.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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