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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

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My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Whoever said “Out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear in their bedroom.

Seen just now on Discord:

I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

My favorite dance move is trying to get out of my own way.

Making waves on Reddit:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Trending via Telegram:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Broadcasted on Discord:

If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

Live now on Telegram:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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