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Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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I hate managing money, I was born to splurge.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

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Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

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Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Breaking via Facebook:

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Live now on WeChat:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Freshly posted on X:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

Making waves on Slack:

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

If you stare at your face in the back of a spoon you look a lot like someone who doesn’t know how to use cutlery.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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Making waves on Twitch:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Freshly posted on Discord:

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

Just shared via Telegram:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Reported on Messenger:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Reported on Instagram:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Shared recently on Instagram:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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