Funny unnecessary items quotes

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

35 shares on Twitch this month:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.