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Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Coffee is just goth water.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

The good old days, when you didn’t have to charge your watch and it didn’t constantly remind you how fat you were.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

I really can’t wait until it all works out.

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Updated

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Making waves on Reddit:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Making waves on Pinterest:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Going viral on Slack:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Live now on Messenger:

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

Spotted on Discord:

Texting him “Happy New Year” to interrupt his healing process.

Just shared via Facebook:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My recliner and I go way back.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Facebook this month:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

42 shares on Facebook this month:

Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

62 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

51 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

14 shares on YouTube this month:

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

72 shares on Discord this month:

My longest relationship has been with my Hotmail account.

17 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Hot Jokes 💥

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Every time I turn around, it’s Monday.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Snapchat:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Going viral on Pinterest:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Trending via WeChat:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Less talkie. More kissie.

Trending via Twitch:

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them.

Shared recently on Slack:

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Trending via Pinterest:

My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

Just landed via Slack:

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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