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Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

When you tickle a man to death by accident, it is manslaughter.

Freshly posted on Slack:

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Just shared via Reddit:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Breaking via X:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

86 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

52 shares on Pinterest this month:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

31 shares on Threads this month:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

I suck at charging my phone, 21 percent charged, and I’m taking it off so I can lay the other way.

80 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

79 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly selective about what I suffer for.

97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s true that I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but for my return trip, I rented a camel named Carl.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has copied:

Sausage might clog my arteries, but it lubricates my soul.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

The angel and devil on my shoulders are both completely fed up with me.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Discord:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Making waves on TikTok:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just call me Mother Nature because I can go from hot to cold in a 24-hour period, too.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

Breaking via Slack:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Just shared via Messenger:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Live now on YouTube:

Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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