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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

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1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I wish I could physically experience the inside of a lava lamp.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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Going bananas on X:

Name a better duo than sad and depressed.

Just landed via X:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Just landed via Messenger:

Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

Seen just now on Threads:

You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

Spotted on Threads:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Just landed via Instagram:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Married life: Telling your partner the same sentence 7 days in a row, only for him to say, “You definitely never told me that!”

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I disagree with my politics.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Spotted on Snapchat:

You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.

Spotted on Discord:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Making waves on Slack:

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Spotted on X:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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