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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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The Christmas tree Iโ€™ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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My cats wonโ€™t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

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Iโ€™m so tired. Letโ€™s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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I hate when I turn off my brights for an incoming vehicle and then realize itโ€™s a Cybertruck.

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Sometimes it feels better not to talk. At all. About anything. To anyone.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Going viral on WeChat:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Going viral on Pinterest:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Spotted on YouTube:

The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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My signature move is to tell men that I canโ€™t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly donโ€™t have headphones in.

Just shared via Facebook:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

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When I worked as a restaurant critic, I wrote under a nom nom nom de plume.

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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I want this laziness removed from my body.

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Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time?

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If you donโ€™t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Donโ€™t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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I canโ€™t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say โ€œwhatโ€™s for dinner? I donโ€™t like that. Can you give me money for McDonaldโ€™s?โ€

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, theyโ€™re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Breaking via Slack:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Cleaning out your camera roll is like the biggest chore ever.

Breaking via WeChat:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Called myself to see if Iโ€™d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Going viral on TikTok:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Babe, wake up, itโ€™s stupid outside!

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