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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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I was going to cause mischief tonight, but I climbed into my bed instead.

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That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

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I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now I’m going to need your advice on a good lawyer.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

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None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

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Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

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Jeez. It’s like the people in this nursing home have never heard techno before.

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Making waves on YouTube:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Trending via TikTok:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

Breaking via WeChat:

If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

Going viral on Facebook:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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