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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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Every word wishes it could sound as fun as falafel.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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I simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something I did in a past life, and don’t worry about it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Y’all pronounce it data or data?

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this family party started.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Spotted on Instagram:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Just shared via X:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

Spotted on YouTube:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Making waves on Discord:

Dear Santa, Money!

Shared recently on Reddit:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Funny vowel quotes

Funny vowel quotes are here to brighten your day with a splash of laughter and linguistic charm! 😂🎉 Whether you’re a word nerd or just love a good pun, these witty takes on vowels will have you giggling from A to U (and sometimes Y!). 💬✨ Get ready to see those letters in a whole new, hilarious light—because vowels aren’t just vowels, they’re the life of the party! 🎈📚

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

38 shares on Slack this month:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

12 shares on Discord this month:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Just remember, you don’t need a special reason to buy a cake.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

71 shares on Threads this month:

I bought a 12 year old whiskey. His parents are furious.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.

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If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.

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Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

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The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

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My five-year plan only requires a few acts of God.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Messenger:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Breaking via Telegram:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Shared recently on Twitch:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Just shared via Discord:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Going viral on Facebook:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

Trending via WhatsApp:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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