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Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I appreciate all clouds. Fluffy, non-fluffy… it’s how Bob Ross would’ve wanted it.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

It’s funny how people without pizzas in their hands actually think I’ll answer my door.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

The closest I’ve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

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15,506

Jan 6, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

It’s like 10,000 lies when all you need is the files.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Freshly posted on Discord:

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

Seen just now on Discord:

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

Seen just now on Discord:

Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Just shared via Twitch:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Funny vowel quotes

Funny vowel quotes are here to brighten your day with a splash of laughter and linguistic charm! 😂🎉 Whether you’re a word nerd or just love a good pun, these witty takes on vowels will have you giggling from A to U (and sometimes Y!). 💬✨ Get ready to see those letters in a whole new, hilarious light—because vowels aren’t just vowels, they’re the life of the party! 🎈📚

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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26 shares on Reddit this month:

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

14 shares on Telegram this month:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

19 shares on Pinterest this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

83 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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AI could never replace me, you can’t put this much self-loathing into a machine.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

237 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,506

Funny Quotes Topics

17,571

Funny Quotes Images

15,506

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,545

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

“Machines will soon be as smart as people.” Ok, but which people?

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on X:

Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Live now on Telegram:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Just landed via Instagram:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Just shared via Discord:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Trending via X:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Making waves on Discord:

Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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