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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Life is too short, and death is too long.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Tested positive for being single af

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a murder documentary, take the win.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

You ever want someone so bad it pisses you off a little.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

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Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Making waves on WeChat:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Freshly posted on X:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Seen just now on X:

I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far.

Going viral on Threads:

Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

Breaking via Pinterest:

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

Funny vowel quotes

Funny vowel quotes are here to brighten your day with a splash of laughter and linguistic charm! 😂🎉 Whether you’re a word nerd or just love a good pun, these witty takes on vowels will have you giggling from A to U (and sometimes Y!). 💬✨ Get ready to see those letters in a whole new, hilarious light—because vowels aren’t just vowels, they’re the life of the party! 🎈📚

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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27 shares on Slack this month:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

26 shares on Threads this month:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

69 shares on Slack this month:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone loves a little silent treatment on the weekend.

70 shares on Instagram this month:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Just landed via WeChat:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Just shared via YouTube:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Just landed via Discord:

Relationship goal: synchronizing our eye rolls.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Just shared via X:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Going viral on TikTok:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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