Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

824 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,986

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,986

Updated

20 minutes ago

Users Online

3,430

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama.

Trending via WeChat:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

Making waves on Instagram:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Reported on Twitch:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Just shared via Twitch:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Seen just now on TikTok:

When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.

Reported on Twitch:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Shared recently on X:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Home » Funny Wig Quotes

Funny wig quotes

New funny wig quotes 👇

For even more funny wig quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny wig quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes
Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology time want work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

824 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,986

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,986

Updated

20 minutes ago

Users Online

3,431

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I never had kids because little kids see too many ghosts and that’s something I’d rather not know about.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Seen just now on Discord:

The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table.

Reported on Instagram:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Trending via Pinterest:

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

Making waves on Twitch:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

Seen just now on Slack:

One of the most embarrassing things in the world: walking downhill.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴