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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

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Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

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I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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Can somebody explain to me why it’s bad if immigrants take our jobs, but it’s good if AI does?

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The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

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Broadcasted on Facebook:

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

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Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.

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I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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100 shares on Telegram this month.
Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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79 shares on Discord this month:

I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

20 shares on X this month:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

43 shares on Twitch this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Breaking via Messenger:

My house was clean yesterday. Sorry, you missed it.

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Making waves on Instagram:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Making waves on Reddit:

I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Trending via Facebook:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Going viral on Twitch:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Trending via TikTok:

In banana years, I am bread.

Just shared via Snapchat:

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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