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Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

I don’t even know who’s famous anymore.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

How old were you when you found out people in porn aren’t actually in love?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

Making waves on Instagram:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

Going bananas on X:

We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Man, these end times are taking forever.

Just shared via TikTok:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

Shared recently on Messenger:

Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

Seen just now on X:

(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

Just shared via Twitch:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Making waves on Messenger:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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20 shares on Reddit this month:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

15 shares on Slack this month:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

25 shares on Slack this month:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour.

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Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just sitting on the couch googling if penguins have knees.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WeChat:

Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Going viral on YouTube:

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

Spotted on Threads:

January: the Monday of months.

Just landed via TikTok:

Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

Going viral on Discord:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Freshly posted on Threads:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.

Going viral on Discord:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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