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Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Woke up, twerked in the mirror and laid back down.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has shared:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

Just landed via Messenger:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Breaking via YouTube:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

Making waves on TikTok:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Spotted on Slack:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Going viral on X:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Breaking via Reddit:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Shared recently on Threads:

Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Funny Will quotes

Funny Will quotes bring a cheeky twist to the serious world of last wishes and legacies 😂📜. They lighten the mood, spark laughter, and remind us that even in planning the future, a little humor goes a long way 😄💼. Whether you’re drafting your own or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines are sure to brighten your day and soften the final goodbye with a smile 🌟💬.

New funny Will quotes 👇

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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74 shares on Telegram this month:

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

72 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

99 shares on Slack this month:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

62 shares on WeChat this month:

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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19 folks are currently checking 👀

Farting, but with eye contact.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I am single, please disturb me!

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. You just sound like a vampire.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I love to watch the enthusiasm of new coworkers, and then their inevitable slow descent into not giving a damn.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Messenger:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Just landed via Facebook:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Just landed via Threads:

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Going viral on Threads:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Going bananas on X:

If I had known how much care balcony plants need, I could have stopped taking the pill.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Trending via Pinterest:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Seen just now on Facebook:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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