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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

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The older I get, the less surprised I’d be if a random body part just fell off one day.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

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My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Trending via Snapchat:

Running from your problems is cardio.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Seen just now on X:

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Funny Will quotes

Funny Will quotes bring a cheeky twist to the serious world of last wishes and legacies 😂📜. They lighten the mood, spark laughter, and remind us that even in planning the future, a little humor goes a long way 😄💼. Whether you’re drafting your own or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines are sure to brighten your day and soften the final goodbye with a smile 🌟💬.

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Share →: Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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🤷‍♂️ When you meet a guy named Will who constantly says "I won't," it really makes you wonder… Will he or won't he? The eternal mystery of the Wills in our lives! 😂 #WillHeOrWontHe
6 months ago
Share →: A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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"Welcome to the spooky mansion of secrets, where every door you open reveals another layer of the Will & Jada enigma! It's a true rollercoaster of emotions – one minute you're in the 'Fresh Prince' room feeling nostalgic 😎, and the next you're in the 'Red Table Talk' chamber getting all the tea spilled ☕️. Who needs ghosts when you have the Smiths' drama haunting every corner? 👻🏠 #HollywoodHauntedHouse"

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

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I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

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The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

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Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Making waves on Reddit:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Reported on Instagram:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Making waves on Discord:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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