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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Accidentally blurted out “skip intro” when my mother-in-law wasn’t getting to the point.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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Making waves on Instagram:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Just shared via Snapchat:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

Trending via TikTok:

There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

Just shared via X:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

Just shared via YouTube:

For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Funny Will quotes

Funny Will quotes bring a cheeky twist to the serious world of last wishes and legacies 😂📜. They lighten the mood, spark laughter, and remind us that even in planning the future, a little humor goes a long way 😄💼. Whether you’re drafting your own or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines are sure to brighten your day and soften the final goodbye with a smile 🌟💬.

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36 shares on Messenger this month:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

20 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

20 shares on X this month:

Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

53 shares on YouTube this month:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

Just shared via WeChat:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Shared recently on Threads:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.

Going viral on Instagram:

Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

Breaking via X:

My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

Freshly posted on X:

I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

Trending via Messenger:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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