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105 Funny wish quotes

You wish you had this many chins.

3 months ago

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

3 months ago

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

3 months ago

I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

3 months ago

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

3 months ago

I wish I had a friend like me.

3 months ago

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

3 months ago

I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

3 months ago

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

3 months ago

I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

3 months ago

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

3 months ago

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

3 months ago

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

3 months ago

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

3 months ago

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

3 months ago