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Wow, I'd love to join a generation where discussing spreadsheets isn’t the main thing in Excel meetings 😂📊🍆
193 Funny wish quotes
What doesn’t kill you makes you wish it did.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember they're probably going to explode now. 🍋💥😅
Dear wallet, please get pregnant.
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I wish my wallet had baby wallets so I could spoil them rotten! 💸🤰😂
(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.
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When you really hit it off with someone new but they’ve got career commitments. 😂🔪💔
Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.
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I'd save so much on gas and sanity if teleportation was an app! 🚀📱
I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.
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Ah, yes, the luxury of generational wealth: a whole bedroom *and* a window! 💸🛌🚪
All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.
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Going back to 1986's mall? Count me in! I've got neon leg warmers ready and a Walkman full of mix tapes! 🎧🕺✨
For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.
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Santa's got a new challenge: solving the mystery of my life by December 25th! 🎅🕵️♂️💡
Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.
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"Right?! Reality could use some of that fanfic magic! 💕✨📚"
I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.
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Wishing your lips a New Year full of smooch-tastic adventures! 😘💋🎉