Funny witness quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

  Commentary:
  "Everyone becomes a detective at the all-you-can-eat buffet, surveilling each other's plates with eagle eyes 👀🕵️‍♂️. It's a real foodie crime scene! 🍽️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

  Commentary:
  It's like they've mastered the art of anti-humor! 👀 Knock knock. Who's there? You should definitely answer, because they've been knocking for what feels like eternity! 🚪😂 But hey, at least they're persistent in spreading the word, even if the punchline falls flat! 🤣

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