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Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Just shared via X:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Shared recently on WeChat:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Making waves on TikTok:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

Just shared via WeChat:

Keep your fries close and your onion rings closer.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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15 shares on Facebook this month:

Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

67 shares on Discord this month:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

19 shares on Threads this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

57 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

61 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

24 shares on YouTube this month:

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Can I come over and figure you out?

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

79 shares on Facebook this month:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

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10 folks are currently checking 👀

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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I need a stunt double for when I’m navigating my way to the bathroom at night.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

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17,443

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15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I leave the blue tick on WhatsApp so that people can see exactly when I wasn’t interested.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Instagram:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Just shared via Threads:

That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

Going viral on Twitch:

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

Just shared via Telegram:

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Just shared via Twitch:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Making waves on X:

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Seen just now on Messenger:

When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about.

Breaking via Instagram:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

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