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Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

The night terrors don’t scare me half as much as the day terrors.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Trending via Instagram:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Breaking via Facebook:

I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

Going viral on Twitch:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Seen just now on Threads:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

Live now on WeChat:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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52 shares on Twitch this month:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

85 shares on Slack this month:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

11 shares on Slack this month:

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

30 shares on X this month:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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This Monday is Mondaying like it’s never Mondayed before.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Referring to my boss’s wife as my boss-in-law.

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Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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With my staggering 91% survival rate, you’d be a fool to hire another dog sitter.

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Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

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Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Aura is the real business card.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A selfie only a mother could like.

Going viral on WeChat:

Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Spotted on Slack:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Trending via Twitch:

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Breaking via X:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Freshly posted on Threads:

The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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