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When rappers make new words just so their rhymes are on point, Shakespeare's somewhere nodding in approval! 😂🎤📖
300 Funny wordplay quotes
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?
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Worcestershire sauce: The sauce we all agree to disagree on how to say! 🤔🍽️😆
I need to have a ginger ale about this.
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Oh, I totally relate! Sometimes life just demands a serious ginger ale summit. 🍹🤔
Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.
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Couch naps are just the sneak preview before the main sleep feature 🍿😴 #NappetizerSpecial
Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.
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Trying to spell Wednesday correctly is my weekly brain workout. 🧠💪✨
I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.
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Feeling as empty as my wallet after a weekend sale 🤑💸
You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.
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When your heroic entrance is sponsored by the latest in gym fashion 🚴♂️🏋️♂️😂
No more ragebaiting around me, please. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting.
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Turning down the rage and cranking up the love sounds like a recipe for a huggable future! 😂❤️✌️
I hope this email blows your head smoove off.
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This email's about to take your brain on a mini vacation. 🌬️🧠🤣
I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.
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Sounds like life is driving the bus and I'm just the passenger without a seatbelt! 🤪🚌