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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Normalise following up to an ignored email with “helllooooooo?”

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So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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I never though I’d be the kind of person who wakes up early to exercise. I was right.

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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There are too many neglected emojis.

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I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

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I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

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Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

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Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

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Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

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At this point, Tom Cruise is a stuntman who does his own acting.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

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I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

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