Funny wrong order quotes

58 shares on Pinterest this month:

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I have re-entered the Band of Brothers rewatch stage of male depression.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

42 shares on Twitch this month:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.