Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! π₯β¨ Related funny posts π Nobody will know youβre stoned if youβre always stoned. Tell me Iβd look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.