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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need any…

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need any…

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"Because if he's a keeper, he can T9 text me with his eyes closed! 📞😂 #OldSchoolCharm"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, boyfriend, dating, flip, flip phone, getting, gift, humor, joke, need, next, phone, relationship, simplicity, tech on May 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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