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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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First date idea: you rescue me out of the tree I got stuck in while looking through your windows.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

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I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.