God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my shopping cart wishlist praying 😂🛒✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire. Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’ Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher. You befriend a guy and a few days later he’s like “I wanna talk to you about something”. Please, God, let it be about the economy.
