Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone). Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate party trick: drop the mic and disappear like Frodo after a sweet 111! 🥳🎤✌️✨ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier. My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday. The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks. Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today. Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.