Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks! Related Funny Posts 🤝 Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread. An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck! I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.