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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

Commentary:
Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️‍♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, back, bag, bread, break, break in, funny activity, house, humor, joke, prank, put, toast on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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