💾 Save Image Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, if a bread burglar is going to break into my house, they better be ready to face some serious consequences – soggy toast just won't cut it! 🍞🕵️♂️ Better hide your toaster and lock up your pantry, folks! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread. Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns. Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen. I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: activity, back, bag, bread, break, break in, funny activity, house, humor, joke, prank, put, toast
