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One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

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You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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Do you ever think about how many people squeezed the avocado that you’re eating?

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.