Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wi… Commentary:This guy's really popping off, getting kernels of knowledge while munching! 🍿😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn. I firmly believe that at this point my guardian angel is just eating popcorn and watching the drama. Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud? There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.