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Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other…

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other…

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Trying to solve Twitter math while feeling both cute and existential 🤔😂 #MathIsHard 📉✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged depressed, half, horny, humor, joke, know, math, media, social, social media, Twitter on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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