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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

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Meetings are just podcasts I didn’t choose.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Making waves on YouTube:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Spotted on Telegram:

Born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from.

Trending via WeChat:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

Just shared via Instagram:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Just shared via YouTube:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

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🎄🎅 Pretty sure my wallet is already crying, so it must be beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😂💸

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94 shares on X this month:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

26 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

12 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

47 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you mind if I wear my black T-shirt covered in pet hair to your fine dining establishment?

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

33 shares on Slack this month:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

49 shares on Threads this month:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Still hard to believe that access to infinite information made us dumber.

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Spotted on Threads:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Breaking via Discord:

You don’t get to comment on the world until you’ve made your bed.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Just landed via TikTok:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Live now on Threads:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Going viral on X:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Spreading quickly via X:

Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

Spreading quickly via X:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates.

Just shared via YouTube:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?

Keep the laugh going 😂

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

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