Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.
- Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
- I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.
- My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
- A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.
