Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.
