Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.