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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend…

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend…

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"Having a daughter is like having a personal financial advisor who conveniently forgets that you're not made of money 💸💁‍♀️. It's all love, sass, and an endless shopping list of wants! #DaddyDaughterDollarDrama"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, best friend, broke, daughter, family, friend, having, humor, little, parenting, relationships, rich on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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