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I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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She was unique, like a millennial that could drive a stick shift.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

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I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

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I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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The problem with parental controls is I need my kid to help me figure out how to set them up.

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Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Liking sports is great because you’ll have a bad day, then here your team comes to make it worse.

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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This meeting could have been an oil painting.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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His hands wouldn’t stop talking to me, your honor.

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First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

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No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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What is the morning wood equivalent for women, and why do I always have it?

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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