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"Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️‍♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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