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According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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The more water you drink, the more bathroom breaks, the less you work. Stay hydrated.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.