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If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be ready.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

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Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

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When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.