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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

32 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to my very loose interpretation of ‘functioning adult’.

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I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

30 shares on TikTok this month:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.

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Thought you guys should know this was only Monday. It’s also still Monday.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

Seen just now on Reddit:

It’s called Boxing Day because you’re supposed to spend it eating boxes.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

Going viral on Slack:

Please hesitate to reach out.

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I suffer from awesomnia.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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