Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It's 6:00 pm.

Commentary:
“Ah, darkness, always fashionably late to the party! 🕶️⌛ But hey, better late than never, right? Who knew evening attire was so punctual! 😄🌙 #FashionablyLate #NightOwl”

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