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The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?