Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Helvetica: the only font that rocks harder than my playlist! 🤘🎸🖋️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under. I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live. I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe. The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night. The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.