Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Ah, the versatile hobby of fake smiling โ€“ a true masterpiece in the art of social interactions ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿค Nothing like perfecting that โ€œIโ€™m totally listeningโ€ expression while mentally drafting your grocery list or plotting your escape route ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ญ Itโ€™s all about striking that delicate balance between looking engaged and suppressing the urge to scream internally ๐Ÿ˜‚ #MasterOfDisguise #SocialSurvivalSkills

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