How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt? Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the government skipped its "Budgeting for Dummies" class! 📚🤦♂️💸 Related funny posts 😂 Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no. There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago. I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that. I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you. God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.