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"Story of my life: Professional insomniac by night, narcoleptic by day! 😴🦉😂"
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- Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.
- My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.
- Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.
- I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
- I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.
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