I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Somebody needs to get my shit together.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.