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I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

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🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, cold, exaggeration, goodbye, guess, humor, i, illness, man, sadness on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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