💾 Save Image I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye. 2 days ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🤧💔 "Goodbye cruel world, for I have a cold and apparently that's the end of the line for me. Farewell, tissues and chicken soup, it's been real." 😂👋 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye. There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out. Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: am, cold, exaggeration, goodbye, guess, humor, i, illness, man, sadness