I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:😂😂 "When your nephew thinks he's the king of the sandbox and you're just a lowly subject. 👑🚫🍼" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom. Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist. Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating. I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that. I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.