I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your future son's first lesson will be in the art of patience! 🚦🤣 Related funny posts 😂 I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone. I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self. I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.