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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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January is the Monday of the year.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.