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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

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Iโ€™m not old, Iโ€™m vintage.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Hear me out: a streaming service that doesnโ€™t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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Self-esteemโ€™s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

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Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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I love when the plot thickens.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Marriage is just asking each other, โ€œWhat do you want to do for dinner?โ€ and then replying, โ€œNo, not that,โ€ until death do us part.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Itโ€™s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and theyโ€™ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Grok, put light in her eyes.

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I’m never early… unless we’re talking about the airport.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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It really cannot be overstated how many of your problems disappear once you have a beautiful woman who is in love with you.

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

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Meetings are great because who doesnโ€™t like being held hostage?

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I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

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If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

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Just looked around and realized itโ€™s everyoneโ€™s first time living.

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Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

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Ironic that the two ฦก’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

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I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, hereโ€™s another one.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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I remember sex. That was cool.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, itโ€™s over for all your other pants.

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

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Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

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