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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

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That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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92 shares on Snapchat this month:

I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

37 shares on YouTube this month:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

95 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

26 shares on WeChat this month:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

48 shares on Reddit this month:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even if you like anime, you gotta still wear deodorant, man.

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That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

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The smarter we make the A.I., the less it wants to do our jobs.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

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Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

I think my bank account has been taking Ozempic.

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

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