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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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My middle finger salutes you.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

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Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

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I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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