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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put…

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put…

Commentary:
"Looks like your Feng Shui journey got stuck at the 'placement' chapter! 📚🤔 Maybe it's time for some spatial rearrangement with a sprinkle of good energy flow! 🌿💫"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged book, confusion, decor, feng, Feng Shui, home, home decor, humor, i, irony, know, placement, put, shui, where on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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