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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Feng Shui journey got stuck at the 'placement' chapter! 📚🤔 Maybe it's time for some spatial rearrangement with a sprinkle of good energy flow! 🌿💫"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged book, confusion, decor, feng, Feng Shui, home, home decor, humor, i, irony, know, placement, put, shui, where on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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