I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Funny Quotes August 1, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!
