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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

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Going bananas on Instagram:

When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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I love when lashes make me look evil.

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90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

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At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

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The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

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I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

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Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

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I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

The only thing longer than the opening ceremony of the Olympics is the opening ceremony of my eyes in the morning.

This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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