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Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

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How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.