I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?