I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's just my brain working as a fact-powered chainsaw 🧠🔪😂 Related funny posts 😂 My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres. Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded. You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw. Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th. You’re not lazy, you’re just buffering in HD.